This perfectly incriminating photo of senior President Bush get his “stimulus” package early was taken during Barbra Bush’s 84^th birthday bash. Please note the weathered smile Herbert Walker Bush wears while this bouncing co-ed bends to fit the contour of the elderly president’s lap. Almost more interesting is the socks that G.W. seems to be sporting.

The bikini babe is actually an actress who was performing a song from A Chorus Line. However, it’s far more interesting to make up your own game out of what you think is going on.

Which one of these seem more appropriate for the picture:

A. The ex-president is hosting an exchange program with Helga, seen in picture. She’s a German student in bikini modeling and pole dancing. Jeb Bush was sent to Germany in a swap for Helga even though he was against the trade.

B. Bush senior has picked out his next wife in preparation for the looming death of Barbra. This new model of wife was born in 1990 and is firewire accessible; unfortunately George Bush isn’t sure what that means.

C. What seems to be a picture of President G.H.W Bush and a young woman is actually a picture of a wax sculpture posted in Crawford Texas. This hot spot is a popular destination for many tourists looking to take a picture in the lap of a former president.

D. This is the poster of the fictional move based around the love affair Bush senior experiences with enjoying his retirement. Like its counterpart, Lost In Translation, this film is also directed by Sophia Coppola. Though its box office projections are said to be poor and its recent reviews claimed the film as “disgusting,” Sophia already has a sequel in the mix.

Answer: D.

A Dirty Old President

This perfectly incriminating photo of senior President Bush get his “stimulus” package early was taken during Barbra Bush’s 84th birthday bash. Please note the weathered smile Herbert Walker Bush wears while this bouncing co-ed bends to fit the contour of the elderly president’s lap. Almost more interesting is the socks that G.W. seems to be [...]