Yet again, there is to be another Michael Jackson candle light vigil. Come one come all ye fanatics that apparently have nothing left to do! And to prove that infallible fact Laura Butson, self-appointed czar of the Jackson mass, has sent out a Facebook message urging her fellow monarchy supporters to attend this rag-tag event. However, though Butson already has 1,000 “confirmed” guests locked in, they can expect no concert or live music to speak of. Ratty second hand speakers from Radio Shack will be the laborers of Jackson’s musical career.

Much like the tears over spilled milk, this mourning is needless. Frankly, I didn’t know that the position of mourner was a full-time job. Aren’t there children to be raised, bills to be paid, and actual relationships to maintain?

This makeshift tribute is a hollow capsule for fans to sink their money and time into. Though Michael Jackson was a true son of entertainment, his sexually perverse and willfully ignorant lifestyle is nothing to mourn. The man, Michael Jackson, died in 1990 and was laid to rest with an absence in attendance in a coffin forged from his childhood memoirs.

Michael Jackson Mourning Heads To London

Yet again, there is to be another Michael Jackson candle light vigil. Come one come all ye fanatics that apparently have nothing left to do! And to prove that infallible fact Laura Butson, self-appointed czar of the Jackson mass, has sent out a Facebook message urging her fellow monarchy supporters to attend this rag-tag event. [...]