Yesterday Carrie Prejean, the now former Miss California, got FIRED by Donald Trump for failure to honor her pageantry commitments. Apparently, Prejean refused to attend a number of scheduled and mandated events made by the pageant committee. It’s hard to believe that you would get fired if your entire job consisted of showing up and you couldn’t even do that, right?

Prejean protests that she wasn’t shit-canned because of her failure to communicate, but rather for her political views expressed on national television earlier this year. If you’ll recall her opposition to the gay marriage question proposed to her by some over dressed transvestite nobody remembers?

Carrie Prejean’s duties have now been usurped by the Runner Up to the Miss California pageant. Now that unfortunate woman will have the pointless job that nobody seems to care about. Shaking hands with terminally ill patients and posing for non-nude calendars that no man would willingly purchased unless it was stole in the 1950’s.

YOU’RE FIRED

Yesterday Carrie Prejean, the now former Miss California, got FIRED by Donald Trump for failure to honor her pageantry commitments. Apparently, Prejean refused to attend a number of scheduled and mandated events made by the pageant committee. It’s hard to believe that you would get fired if your entire job consisted of showing up and [...]