In the world of Hollywood marketing, it is fairly common for a hit movie to inspire a board game.  Such spinoffs usually result in a transparent attempt to make a quick buck (such as three different Twilight games) and every so often produce an unmitigated disaster (Parker Brothers’ Monopoly: Caligula Edition).
Now in an intriguing new twist, the film industry has turned a board game into a feature length movie with the release of Battleship.  Which must have made for an interesting pitch meeting…
SCREENWRITER: The hell with explosions and tits!  Let’s …

WARNING: The film in question had very gruesome, disturbing elements in it, which I will be describing for comedic effect.  Go on and stop now if you might be offended by that sort of thing.
Who walks by a cheese grater and says “Wow.  That would be awesome to scrape that on some girl’s face!”?  Who saw Vince promoting the Slap Chop before he beat up a hooker and thought, “Wow.  I bet that would do a number on a chick’s nipple.”?  Who thinks “You know what would make a girl …

Oops, no, that is actually a toddler. Our bad. Time Magazine! You rascals!

Sometimes… you should know better.
“Ordering one of each from the Taco Bell menu seemed like a good idea at the time.”
“I never dreamed I would get Chlamidia from sleeping with Courtney Love!!”
“Maybe killing the little sister of the giant, crazy dude who has fits of rage and hears voices wasn’t the best idea…”
And that bad idea was the catalyst for the Texas film Jacob, following in a long tradition of killing people off.  From Leatherface to the death penalty to JFK.  We kill ‘em right down here.
Jacob (Dylan Horne) is …

via Daily Mail. A sea monster … and he’s still a nipper! Monster Tasmanian King Crab saved from the pot and shipped to Britain for aquarium display. Claude weighs a mighty 15lbs and measures 15 inches wide and would have produced 20lbs worth of meat.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137356/Monster-Tasmanian-King-Crabs-saved-pot-shipped-Britain-aquarium-display.html#ixzz1torplIqZ

Austin High.  The acting was a little over the top.  The story had multiple subplots that failed to materialize.  Most sets appeared to be the same room with just a different colored felt backdrop.  Half of the jokes didn’t work.  And it was awesome.
Oh to have watched that movie totally blitzed.
When dealing with films like Half Baked, Nice Dreams, Harold & Kumar or Schindler’s List, you can’t worry if the script follows Robert McKee’s story points to a T.  This movie wasn’t made for Roger Ebert or any film snob. …

Via DOGTV.com release: Scientifically developed. Pup approved. DOGTV is cable’s first television network for dogs that is created exclusively for canines, and the humans who love them.
DOGTV’s 24/7 programing helps stimulate, entertain, relax and habituate dogs with shows that expose them to various movements, sounds, objects, experiences and behavior patterns, all from a dog’s point of view.
But after hours…look out.

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Easter. A holiday where families get together, hide colored eggs and go to the mall to have their kids sit on the lap of a stranger who is dressed as a scary as shit life-sized bunny wearing human clothes. Also we’ve heard there is some story about Jesus. Please enjoy.

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