The NFL is also a fashion show where top prospects show off proper courtroom attire that will likely be shown to a judge sometime in the near future.
Men who seem to look younger and younger every year for some reason, get all nice and dressed up for a night at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.
This old football tradition prompts players expecting to be drafted into the NFL to purchase a nice suit. Though football is not played in suits, many of these draft picks will probably follow …

In order to better highlight the celebratory tone just a little bit more, there will be 10% more confetti at this year’s NFL draft.
“When you want 10% more excitement, 10% more fun, we recommend 10% more confetti,” Radio City Music Hall event planners said.
But some say that one-tenth more confetti will be used to emphasize the victory of maybe getting a job in professional football because, “the draft needs it.” Skeptic on the Street has said, “in order to distract fans from the fact that there are two interesting quarterbacks …

The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals would like to make sure that people are aware that they are the reigning World Champions by noting their World Champion status as often as possible.
It was not even six months ago that the “Happy Flight” 2011 St. Louis Cardinals beat the Texas Rangers in an exhilarating 7-game series to become major league baseball’s World Champions. Now the World Champion St. Louis Cardinals are back to baseball, working towards completing another successful season, but not without ensuring that all are aware they are the …

A new scandal shows that a sport based on hitting and tackling in a league full of criminals may be just as barbaric as you probably imagine.
According to an NFL investigation timed perfectly to keep fans talking about football during the offseason, New Orleans Saints players were rewarded from 2009-2011 for inflicting injuries on opposing players that resulted in them being removed from a game.
Gregg Williams, the Saints’ defensive coordinator at the time, has admitted and apologized for running a bounty pool of up to $50,000. “It …

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.
At Lucas Oil Stadium, after Super Bowl XLVI concluded with another New York Giants victory over the New England Patriots, Giants fans noted that QB Eli Manning has been successful in 2-out-of-2 Championship games against her husband, QB Tom Brady.
“My husband cannot [expletive starting with "f" and ending with "ucking"] throw the ball and catch …

The NFL Season reached it’s official end with Eli Manning and the  New York Giants emerging victorious over the Tom Brady led New England Patriots by a final score of 21-17. And while a few fans at your Super Bowl party probably left feeling jubilant or downright depressed, depending on their team allegiance, it’s a safe bet most of the people who watched the game wherever you were at were just there to watch commercials. Whether you were an overzealous Football fan or an indifferent attendee this Super Bowl Sunday, …

Super Bowl XLVI between the New York Giants and New England Patriots is all set for Sunday, February 5th.  The game will afford Giants QB Eli Manning with opportunity to prove once and for all that he’s an elite NFL Quarterback should he manage to take down Tom Brady in the big game for a second time. ESPN’s Skip Bayless sat down with Peyton’s little brother several days prior this “Super Matchup” to get his take on all things Super Bowl-related– and things got a little bit weird.
SKIP BAYLESS: Everybody …

Football player and flamboyant drama king, Terrell Owens told his personal trainer that he misses the NFL. After advising to spread the word that he’s interested in playing real professional football again, Owens said, “it’ll be different this time… I’ve changed, I promise I’ve changed!”
On a day when Terrell Owens (the performer formerly known as T.O.) was supposed to be holding a press conference to speak about accepting the Allen Wranglers’ offer to both play for their indoor football league team and join their ownership group, Owens instead invited reporters …

We here at National Lampoon love three things. We love humor, we love linking out to funny videos, and we love tasty snacks. Until now, we’ve had a terrible time finding a way to combine the three into one dynamite package.
A while back, we had an office contest to see who could laugh the longest with a mouthful of DORITOS chips while watching a viral video without any DORITOS mush trickling out. It was kind of disgusting. We held a few official meetings to remedy the problem, but despite our creative …

 
The following is a brief dramatization of what we here at National Lampoon believe to have occurred at the home of Broncos QB Tim Tebow following Denver’s 29-23 overtime playoff victory against the defending AFC Champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
(Tim Tebow gets back to his Denver-area home to find Satan, horns and all lounging on his couch)
Satan: Hey, hey T-Bone! What’s going down my man?
TT: Jesus Christ! Who are you?
Satan: Come on, Tea Time. You know who I am. I’m George Burns. ( Satan quickly transforms into the deceased actor puffing on a …