Imagine you’re a porn star and reigning Miss Nude Belgium. What would the next logical career move be? Obviously you would chose to be a bus driver, or at least that’s what a woman in Liege, Belgium had decided. Audrey, who declined to give her last name because of “privacy”, had recently taken on a job as a bus driver when the bus company brought her in for questioning over some “interesting” pictures they found on her website. Let me just say, I find it very hard to believe that someone who has sex on camera is concerned with privacy. Then again she is married with two kids. What a role model.

Audrey had to make a choice between opening her legs or opening the door for passengers. It wasn’t a tough decision for the starlet. “I’d always wanted to be a bus driver as I’m very sociable, I like the contact with people, but I guess that was obvious given my last job.” It’s unknown if Audrey understands that she is not allowed to sleep with her passengers. She goes on to say “I don’t see why an erotic career is incompatible with my day job”. Clearly, the lady has dreams and nothing is going to get in her way. Surprisingly, she also makes a good point. An erotic career is not incompatible with driving a bus as many of her skills can easily transfer to her new job.

-She is use to numerous people going in and out of the front and back door, constantly.

-She understands the passengers’ needs to get off…the bus.

-She is use to people riding and yelling at her from behind.

-She understands the urgency of coming on time.

-She is familiar with fitting large things in tight spots, she’ll master traffic in no time.

The company, TEC, has told Audrey she has to cease her “nocturnal activities”, due to safety reasons. However, there wasn’t any mention of daytime activities. The company even said she was the most popular driver and her bus was always full. Something tells me they need to cash in on this success with an adult film. May I suggest “The Phallic Tool Bus”?