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[5 Mar 2010 by Mike Rosolio | View Comments]

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
5. Matt Damon, Invictus – This guy’s career has made an interesting arc, starting with writer/heavy actor in Good Will Hunting, and sort of evolving into the new thinking-man’s Van Damme. That’s still less than an actual thinking man. An Afrikaans accent is hard, but let’s not give an award to someone for frosting his tips. Same Chances As: Eric Roberts in Runaway Train, 1985. Odds: 50/1
4. Woody Harrelson, The Messenger. The former barback at Cheers is actually one of the better actors that no one realizes is …

[4 Mar 2010 by Mike Rosolio | View Comments]

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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
5. Anna Kendrick, Up In The Air. As stacked as the leading lady category is, the supporting section is like the premade sandwich section at Ralph’s around 1am. This chick had the worst fake cry in movies since Mike Meyer’s splashed water in his face in Waynes World 2. Same Chances As: Rosie Perez in Fearless, 1993. Odds: 40/1
4. Penelope Cruz, Nine. Penelope, who is a pretty good actress in spanish and the female Keanu Reeves in English, has …