Sophie Monk + Kristanna Loken = The best Lesbian kiss You Will Ever See.
 

 
Ian Ziering’s abs make Brad Pitt & Ryan Gosling look like fat SCHLUBS.

 
 
The plot has been meticulously crafted for centuries.
 
Angelina Jolie may or may not be in it.

 
 
If you don’t, Will Sasso will smash your face.

 
 
You’ll recognize stuff from other movies and it will be funny because you’ll be like  “Oh I remember that from that,” and then you’ll laugh and laugh and tell your friends.

Ludacris does the voice over… and curses a lot.
 

 
The longest opening credit …

There are common people. There are the 99%. There are legions who are being marketed to. Being targeted by advertising. But they know you don’t trust “them.” The advertisers. That’s because their profession is built upon trying to convince you through any means to buy their product. Their inherent nature is to falsely try to convince you that their product which costs X to make is worth you paying X plus an additional amount. They don’t care about what you like. …

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By Clint Eastwood.
To the movie viewing public,
First off, thank you for the years of support you have given me. My six decades of filmmaking wouldn’t be possible without you. It with your support in mind that I announce my next film project.
I, Clint Eastwood, want to make the next great tits film.
By which I mean a sex comedy, in modern parlance. This has been a dream of mine since 1978, when I first saw Animal House. Coming out of the theater, I was so moved that I rushed home and …

Women have come a long way in this country.  Gaining the right to vote, birth control, and appointments to the Supreme Court have all been amazing strides for American women.  This week, however, heralds the solution to feminism’s most enduring problem.  I’m speaking, of course, of a woman’s inability to hold wine in her boobs.
The notorious boob-wine dilemma has plagued women for centuries.  Did you know that Marie Curie, despite winning two Nobel Prizes in physics and chemistry for her revolutionary work with radiation, considered her life “a dismal and …

National Lampoon’s Dirty Movie got into Cannes Film Festival! Surprise? Us too! Take a look and if your in France, check it out. Also look out for the hairy armpits.

The cast includes Christopher Meloni (“Law & Order: SVU”), Robert Klein (The Backup Plan, How to Loose a Guy in 10 Days, Two Weeks Notice), Mario Cantone (“Sex in the City”), pop singer Cyndi Lauper (“Celebrity Apprentice”), and Adam Ferrara (“Rescue Me”, Paul Blart: Mall Cop).
The film is a Flim Flam production, written by Alan Donnes and Tanner Colby, directed by …