All the World’s a Stage

Chris Pine was snapped exiting a studio in Hollywood where he apparently still takes acting classes.  Here’s who we hope will follow his lead and take some much needed classes with him.

Andy Samberg needs lessons on acting like his talent extends beyond spoof rap videos and songs about his unit being in a box and that he has any business whatsoever hosting the MTV movie awards.

Candy Spelling needs lessons on acting more like Carol Brady, less like Mommie Dearest.

Adam Lambert needs lessons on acting like he’s not gay, if that’s what he and his pedicured toes and those guys he’s kissed are going to keep insisting.

Clay Aiken needs lessons on how to stop acting like he’s still famous and that his hair is still charmingly quirky and that Claymaniacs are really desirable fans.

Heidi and Spencer need lessons on acting like I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here isn’t only a teeny, tiny smurf step up from being on the next season of the Surreal Life.

Mel Gibson needs lessons acting like he’s not someone’s creepy uncle who hides out in the women’s restroom in the middle of the world’s most drawn out and embarrassing midlife crisis.

Matthew Perry needs lessons acting like he isn’t terrified his latest role in 17 Again has signaled the end of his career.

Kristen Stewart needs lessons acting like she deserves to be called an actress.

Lori Petty needs lessons acting like she’s not secretly thrilled her recent DUI got her some much longed for attention.

Star Trek trailer

It doesn’t open until May 9th but here’s the trailer for J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek.

Chris Pine was snapped exiting a studio in Hollywood where he apparently still takes acting classes.  Here’s who we hope will follow his lead and take some much needed classes with him.

Andy Samberg needs lessons on acting like his talent extends beyond spoof rap videos and songs about his unit being in a box and that he has any business whatsoever hosting the MTV movie awards.

Candy Spelling needs lessons on acting more like Carol Brady, less like Mommie Dearest.

Adam Lambert needs lessons on acting like he’s not gay, if that’s what he and his pedicured toes and those guys he’s kissed are going to keep insisting.

Clay Aiken needs lessons on how to stop acting like he’s still famous and that his hair is still charmingly quirky and that Claymaniacs are really desirable fans.

Heidi and Spencer need lessons on acting like I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here isn’t only a teeny, tiny smurf step up from being on the next season of the Surreal Life.

Mel Gibson needs lessons acting like he’s not someone’s creepy uncle who hides out in the women’s restroom in the middle of the world’s most drawn out and embarrassing midlife crisis.

Matthew Perry needs lessons acting like he isn’t terrified his latest role in 17 Again has signaled the end of his career.

Kristen Stewart needs lessons acting like she deserves to be called an actress.

Lori Petty needs lessons acting like she’s not secretly thrilled her recent DUI got her some much longed for attention.

It doesn’t open until May 9th but here’s the trailer for J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek.