There’s only 6 shopping days left until Christmas.  That’s 141  hours you can spend watching TV in preparation for three hours of high-octane, full-contact shopping. After all, we wouldn’t want you to miss those marathons of “Law And Order: Missing Santa Unit” and “House M.D.” you’ve been so eagerly awaiting.  So with such little time left to tackle the task of finding that special something for those special someones, what’s a procrastinating-yet-caring  friend/relative such as yourself to do?
Well, you could buy heaps of magazines and read their ‘Top 10 Things …

KESSLER
The weather outside may be frightful, but the music associated with this time of year is absolutely delightful. Who amongst us hasn’t bopped their head up and down with the tune “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” bouncing around our brain and thought to ourselves, “this music puts me in such high spirits!”
While most of the year we listen to musicians whine about how they didn’t have sex with some lady with loose morals who they met at the club (rock, dance or strip) on a Friday night, or …

Hey Bill O’Reilly, the War on Christmas has taken a dramatic shift for the bad guys.
Also, we now know the answer. They DO know that it’s Christmas–and if this is how they are going to treat it, we need to take it away from them.

(I have posted this the last two years, but I still don’t hear or see people using it.)
I’m making something new up. This is coming from probably 64% boredom, 27% desire to solve an actual problem and 9% hoping something funny comes out of it.
Coming into the Christmas shopping season, we’ll all deal with the hording masses exercising their ability to purchase small consumer items for others in the spirit of Christmas. Not, its not a rant on commercialism destroying Christmas. I’m sure there are enough blogs …

Shocking news coming straight from Argentina has some, if not all, members of this obese nation wondering if their weight problem could be the result of large tumors. Rather than taking responsibility for their bad eating habits, many have began to look for other excuses as to their larger than average girth. This South American woman’s predicament has only fueled America’s desire for alternative reasons for diabetes and other obesity related diseases, like syphilis. This 343-pound woman was steadily gaining weight over the past year, and it turns out, it …

“Mid-East Side!”

By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
Nipomo, California –  Gang violence erupted again last week when Jesus (Christ) shot Santa down at a local bus stop in front of several non-deaf school children.
Christy Gooden, age seven and a half, recounted the grim details to reporters on scene before leaving to go shopping for toys with her mother:
We were walking to the stop when all of a sudden Jesus shot Santy Claus in the belly.

Fourteen year-old honor student Shlomi Epstein offered a conservative viewpoint:
Jesus went nuts.  He four-wheeled it over Rudolph and tied …

By Garrett “Rhombus” Hargrove

(Posted this last year, but people need a reminder)
I’m making something new up. This is coming from probably 64% boredom, 27% desire to solve an actual problem and 9% hoping something funny comes out of it.
Coming into the Christmas shopping season, we’ll all deal with the hording masses exercising their ability to purchase small consumer items for others in the spirit of Christmas. Not, its not a rant on commercialism destroying Christmas. I’m sure there are enough blogs out there on that topic. …

Ever wonder what egg nog is?