(Re-posting in honor of New Moon coming out today)

Robert Pattinson creeps me the hell out. I haven’t even seen his vampire movie. All I know him as is the kid who died in the Goblet of Fire and the guy who takes creepy photos. Look at the above picture. There’s something very, very wrong about him. He has Ivan Drago’s chin, hair you see on your average homeless man and dead eyes. Cold, dead eyes.

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Mark McLeod is a 53 year-old man from Georgia who is a HUGE fan of Miley Cyrus .  He believes they are “great friends” and says that he “will f*cking be with Miley.”  He has sent her two rings worth $2000 and claims she sends him “secret messages” through her show.  Also, he has “thousands of pictures and letters to Miley on his computer.”  All of these details are very shocking but there is one thing about Mark McLeod that is not shocking at all: his appearance.

McLeod was arrested for disorderly conduct near a shooting for Cyrus’s film, The Last Song .  In his mugshot, he embodies every stereotype a creepy obsessive fan of an underage girl should.  He has:

1. Wild eyes.

2. Messy disheveled hair. Read More

Hugh Hefner has been considering selling “Playboy” for financial reasons — looks like he’s found a buyer.  Many speculated that he’d find a younger man, but it seems like the old creepy perverted thing works better.

Crispin Glover, the guy who played Willard, George McFly and the Thin Man in Charlie’s Angels screwed up the amazingly simple task of reading a child’s nursery rhyme in a way that children might find enjoyable. ( The music doesn’t help any.)

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