Here’s a clip from local Philadelphia news where some poor reporter tried to get a legitimate interview with the cast of It’s Always Sunny. Danny Devito’s officially in the running for classiest dude on the planet. I laughed my ass off.

Which reminds me…This seems as good a time as any to show Devito’s spot on the view again. It’s not exactly news, but I don’t see any reason why not.

Maybe this was what they had in mind all along, but could anybody else really go for a Limoncello right now? Say what you want about lemon liquors; this shit works.

Another week of TV, another week where I haven’t decided to check out of this hotel we call existence, the spunk-stained blanket of life covering up my frail body as I flip from one channel to the next praying for deliverance. The movie. I’m praying for the film to be on TBS or something. And then there’s Drake, implacable in his eternal sunniness, the yin to my yang, the black sperm looking thing with a white dot to my white sperm looking thing with a black dot, the murder victim to my professional killer. Let’s see what we have to see! Why not?

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They’re not twins but were born equally funny. Happy 64th to both Lorne Michaels and Danny Devito, born thiz day in 1944.