With the impending eminent government shutdown, aside for essential employees, everyone else is on non-payed furlough. This has many people wondering, ‘Am I essential?” Boil that question down, and basically we are asked, ‘Do I matter?”
Our crack investigative team has acquired a memo being circulated by the administration to give government employees a preview into their decision making process as to who is considered “essential” and who isn’t:
 

From The Office of The President of The United States of America:
My fellow citizens and government employees. In this time of economic …

Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.