By Blake Pickens

With the recent spike in terrorist attacks, the average age for suicide bombing has greatly decreased. Child suicide bombers are being produced by the hundreds. Every minute, approximately 245 births occur; some of these children will grow up to become objects of death. This is a ghastly reality, showing mankind in its worst, most hateful light, the kind of story that forces one to sit back and question the true ‘humanity’ of man. But is it the worst thing in the world? You never know until you look. …

Gary Coleman’s wife was locked up for Domestic Violence.  She allegedly broke household items that belonged to Gary but he wasn’t harmed.  When asked about the incident Gary Coleman said, “Whatcha talkin ’bout Willis?”

In a nutshell, the show was great.  Radiohead, Paul McCartney, Dave Grohl, M.I.A., and Neil Diamond were all amazing…but want to know what wasn’t amazing?  The Rhianna/Chris Brown domestic violence rumor.
NOT POSITIVE CHRIS!  Black eyes are only funny when they can be washed off…
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