“If you can’t love Chicago, you can’t love anything.”

Midseason replacements are hit or miss. That’s actually a staggering exaggeration. Midseason replacement are usually tire fires, mea culpas from one exec to another trying to save everyone’s job for the fall. It should be known that for every Wanda At Large, there may be a Simpsons out there.

It’s unclear if The Chicago Code is going to be on for twenty years and viewers are going to wonder why the baby is still teething, but in the words of Donald Trump, …

Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has announced amidst heavy pressure that he will not seek yet another reelection at the end of the year. Most importantly, that means this year’s Super Bowl will be his last in office. So as he settles all of his affairs as his country riots around him, he will be releasing his ten SB party tips. Luckily, we’ve obtained a sneak preview:
10. No talking during the game, no matter what’s permitted in Tunisia.

9. Insist on BYOB. It can get really out of hand if you have …

The title pretty much summarizes the whole thing.

Howard Stern has been in talks with the producers of American Idol to potentially be a judge on the hit reality show. Some argue it would hurt the show as it needs Cowell’s realism and undying loathing for everyone on the program. I say nay! Stern is arguably the best thing for American Idol thanks to his ability to speak his mind, even if it is as twisted as having Sunday brunch with Hannibal Lecter.

Too soon? That’s exactly what the bad guys are thinking when this unlikely duo is raised from the dead to clean the streets of gangsters and pedophiles. One’s a catchphrase spouting black midget who plays by the rules. The other’s an old white guy who did tons and tons of cocaine in the 60’s. Together they form the ultimate burnt out B-lister zombie buddy cop team.
(image by Corbin Billings)

By day they run the country, but by night this unlikely team takes to the streets to fight drug dealers and child molesters. One is a black man who plays by the rules. The other is a foul-mouthed white guy who cannot control his ability to fuck up. But if these two can learn to stand each other … the terrorists don’t stand a chance.
(image by Corbin Billings)