Too soon? That’s exactly what the bad guys are thinking when this unlikely duo is raised from the dead to clean the streets of gangsters and pedophiles. One’s a catchphrase spouting black midget who plays by the rules. The other’s an old white guy who did tons and tons of cocaine in the 60’s. Together they form the ultimate burnt out B-lister zombie buddy cop team.
(image by Corbin Billings)

National Lampoon sat down to chat with Scottie Pippen about his experience in the new DVD, Midgets vs. Mascots. Now on sale in some sort of stores or something. It’s online someplace. Just google it. Away we go:

National Lampoon: Scottie, thanks for talking with us about Midgets vs Mascots,now out on DVD and clearly a major contender for the upcoming Oscars; What information did you get up front about “A Tribute To Big Red?”

Scottie Pippen: A friend of mine was involved with midgets vs mascots, and he sorta told me …

Gary Coleman’s wife was locked up for Domestic Violence.  She allegedly broke household items that belonged to Gary but he wasn’t harmed.  When asked about the incident Gary Coleman said, “Whatcha talkin ’bout Willis?”

This is a special week. A very, very special week. Mr. T–pity-er fools and protector of teen gymnasts–turned 57 this week. Yes, the man who blew up half of L.A.’s automobiles as B.A. Baracus on The A-Team is inching closer and closer to senior citizenship. It seems like only yesterday that the mighty mohawk was terrifying young children everywhere as he hurled fists and threats at Rocky. It feels like I was fighting for the underdog with my T action figure just last week. Okay, that was last …