In the trick or treat feelings of Halloween, here are some guys who won’t be getting any for a while!

Halloween is a great holiday. What other day allows the opportunity to dress like a fool and drunkenly wander around public areas? If you are like me, the answer is “everyday!” but because you probably aren’t a 23-year old fledging comedy writer, you mostly likely have vocational obligations and dignity. Even better! Because of that, here is a list of costumes that both get in the Halloween spirit and are simple enough to pull-off with your busy schedule.
 
Last Minute Jesus:
Fill a Dasani bottle full of water, splash on people
 
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Everyone’s favorite dress up holiday is fast approaching and word has it you haven’t even started preparing your outfit! If you don’t get on that soon you’ll likely find yourself browsing through one of those pop-up Halloween stores the day before your big party trying to decide whether you should be a sexy Canadian with cute devil tail or a sexy Army Lieutenant with a adorable fairy wings. Instead of working yourself into a last second panic to be the best-dressed or sluttiest at your All Hallow’s Eve shindig, why …

Although Halloween is a time for children to enjoy themselves, trick-or-treating from door to door as thoughtful citizens drop candy into their bags with a smile and a wink, it unfortunately is not always as enjoyable as it sounds. This holiday has a very dark history of debauchery and, well, molestation.

Now if you are asking yourself, “How does molestation have anything to do with Halloween?” let me be the first to assure you that the two go hand in hand. They are like a cute old couple sitting on …

Someone on the Philadelphia Phillies or the New York Yankees could be Mr. November…

As National Lampoon’s chief junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the man that wants to show off his topicality.

Don Draper:

As season three of Mad Men winds down, any man can throw on a suit and a thin tie and become Don Draper. Except you’ll look nowhere near as good, probably can’t drink as much scotch as him, and will lack the ability to make women orgasm by glancing at them. You will, …

If you’re still living the Halloween dream, our friends at G4′s Attack of the Show sent us a clip of the Halloween episode: