Articles tagged with: Halloween Costumes
Everyone’s favorite dress up holiday is fast approaching and word has it you haven’t even started preparing your outfit! If you don’t get on that soon you’ll likely find yourself browsing through one of those pop-up Halloween stores the day before your big party trying to decide whether you should be a sexy Canadian with cute devil tail or a sexy Army Lieutenant with a adorable fairy wings. Instead of working yourself into a last second panic to be the best-dressed or sluttiest at your All Hallow’s Eve shindig, why …
As National Lampoon’s chief assistant junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the couple that wants to show off their joint topicality.
Jon and Kate:
For the “Kate”, buy a mullet wig and put it on backwards to recreate her classic bangs. Wear high heels constantly, and complain about having to run after the kids. Shriek like a banshee at everyone you meet.
For the “Jon”, wear Ed Hardy shirts and leave your date at …
As National Lampoon’s chief junior fashion reporter, I am pleased to announce the top costumes for the 2009 Halloween season. Recommended here are the finest choices in costumes for the man that wants to show off his topicality.
Don Draper:
As season three of Mad Men winds down, any man can throw on a suit and a thin tie and become Don Draper. Except you’ll look nowhere near as good, probably can’t drink as much scotch as him, and will lack the ability to make women orgasm by glancing at them. You will, …










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