Harrison Ford’s Cowboys & Aliens Released: No One Likes It.
After being universally panned by critics, fans, and the whole freaking planet, Harrison Ford’s Cowboys & Aliens is finally being released. We at National Lampoon would like to offer some tips, suggestions on how Harrison Ford & the movie studio can save face, and avoid an epic disaster!
1: Just don’t release the movie.
We’re not joking just don’t release it … think any would care? No, we certainly don’t. I mean critics don’t like it , fans laughed at it, and we’re pretty sure …

I got Gwyneth Paltrow to join forces with me as the spokesperson for the sexy new kitty box, the Kittenbox 9000. Please enjoy!
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Nothing but the serious stuff here. Puberty, an Iron Man 2 spin-off featuring a gay lover triangle of me, Vince Vaughn, and Jon Favreau, and synthetic suede science projects. Enjoy.
EXCLUSIVE! Robert Downey Jr.and Jon Favreau – Click here for more blooper videos

I play makeup with Scarlett Johansson. It was actually not that bad. In fact, it was kinda cool. Iron Man 2 comes out May 7. And as far as sequels go, this one is one of the better ones in recent memory. Iron Man fans rejoice!
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Ray Carsillo tells you what geeks care about, what comics you should read, what games you should play, and what hot chicks you should Google from every true geek’s haven, their mom’s basement.

This past week Natasha and I went on a search for one original screenplay idea in Los Angeles since everything seems to be a remake. Lampoon’s Sandy Danto thought he had the answers…not so much.
The Skinny Ep.6 – “Desperately Seeking Originality”