Just when shop class was becoming a drag, a New Hampshire teen decided to spice things up with a couple clamps, some electricity, and a pair of nipples (his own of course). Kyle Dubois while attending shop class, taught by Mr. Thomas Kelly, attached clamps to his nipples, while another student plugged in the other end, sending severe shocks into Kyle’s body via his nipples. This self-inflicted injury, completely and totally void of any other’s negligence but his own, has caused his parents to see the need to sue the …

A city of obnoxious fans naturally empathize with the rabid Jets fan who sued the New England Patriots for being cheater-cheater-pumpkin eaters through their videotaping of New York Jets coaches.

In light of the recent lawsuit against E*Trade by Lindsay Lohan for the talking baby commerical featuring a baby named ‘Lindsay’ who was a ‘milk-a-holic we are predicting other clear and present lawsuits that major brands are going to be eventually sued for by Lindsay Lohan.
The actress Lindsay Lohan has sued E*Trade Financial Corp for $100 million, saying a “milkaholic” baby girl who appeared in a recent commercial was modeled after her. via reuters

She is the victim here people, and she will not take this laying down, well, I’m sure …

Perez Hilton decided to dig his grave a little deeper today by suing Black Eyed Peas manager Liborio “Polo” Molina for punching him in the face on Monday. Not only did he piss off gay-rights groups by calling Will.I.Am of the Peas a “f*g” (I’d like to buy a vowel–A), but now he aims to piss off those of us who hate frivolous lawsuits. While I don’t make a practice of punching people in the face, I am a fan of others punching egregious attention whores in the …

A new lawsuit renews the age-old debate: Should Abercombie and Fitch be required by law to hire ugly inhuman staffers? For example, people with prosthetic limbs, or Sam Worthington in Terminator 4, who is totally hot enough to work at Abercrombie despite being a robot?

The unfeeling robot in question
22-year-old law student Riam Dean stirred up shockingly predictable controversy the other day by suing the totally badass company Abercrombie and Fitch for discrimination. According to the girl, the chain of clothing outfitters—which sells casual-chic, modern-collegiate, and preppy-sexually-promiscuous clothing for the …