Me and Jay Baruchel down by the school yard.

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Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan get trapped in an impromptu wordplay rant. Seann William Scott and I talk over each other. COP OUT, directed by Kevin Smith.

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Well folks, it is what it is. And THIS…..is an improvised interview with the hilarious Will Arnett, co-star on WHEN IN ROME (Opening January 29th!). Topics of note include: dicks, hipsters, new york, improv, scrabble, creep, creepster, friendship, trust, dr. shoals gellin, and weird handshakes. Please enjoy! P.S. Special Surprise Ending!!!!

Kristen Bell reveals her 4th grade diary in an exclusive obtained by Matt Zaller. The juiciest of Bell’s former life as a fourth grader are exposed: using curse words! The worst game of slaps ever played is featured in this interview. Also, Josh Duhamal reveals his deepest, darkest emotions.

About WHEN IN ROME: Opens January 29th!
Beth (Kristen Bell) is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, on a whirlwind trip to Rome, she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love, and is then aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.

We here at the Lampoon are all about comedy.  Remember Animal House?  Comedy.  “If you don’t buy this magazine, we’ll kill this dog”.  Comedy.  Remember Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj? Yeah.  Well go on and forget that one.  But still.  We are comedy.

Also, the end of the decade calls for nonsensical lists for people to argue over.  Just look at Digg.  Try to find one article without “Top X of the decade!”  We’ve innovated here and combined lists… with comedy.  Something NOBODY else on the web is doing.  So this list is the top 10 people who made a major impact on comedy or were comedy innovators in the 2000-09 decade.  (I kept it positive influences.  No point putting Dane Cook on here to talk about the impact he had ruining Stand-Up.)

10. Tina Fey

She was SNL’s first female head writer before they decided to take a hiatus from being funny.  She wrote and starred in the only redeeming thing about Lindsay Lohan’s career (Mean Girls), if you don’t count slutty pictures of her.  She then carried “30 Rock” to a fantastic start.  She’s won 7 Emmys, 2 Golden Globes and she has that sexy librarian thing down.

9. Conan O’Brien

When Letterman and Leno started feeling old, Conan made Late Night still feel edgy and fresh.  Or maybe he just seems awesome next to Jimmy Fallon.  He wrote for “The Simpsons” when it was awesome.  He wrote for “Saturday Night Live” when it was awesome.  He also has the most awesomely random stalker of all time (from the ultra-reliable wikipedia):

Subject of stalking

It was reported that since September 2006, O’Brien had allegedly been stalked by Father David Ajemian of the Archdiocese of Boston, who despite multiple warnings to stop, had been sending O’Brien letters signed as “your priest stalker” and coming in contact with O’Brien’s parents. Ajemian sent a letter to O’Brien, frustrated that he had been denied a spot in the Late Night audience.

I’m heading to Boston just to sit in on one of his sermons.  “And God said ‘it was good… FOR ME TO POOP ON!’”

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Using advanced CGI and cutting edge computer generating technology, me and Joel David Moore from Avatar engage in one of the most amazing, digitally enhanced interviews of a generation. Avatar is really good - but you won’t find any info about the film here. You will, however, find an absurdist video-noir take on the genre of interviewing. Thanks.