I need an old priest and a young priest.

Miley Cyrus went on Ellen and wow, what the hell? She may legitimately be possessed. I mean it. I’m really concerned. This plays out like the next installment of The Ring, or some 1950’s B movie where space aliens wear disguises to look like people. Check it out.

Poor Miley

Miley didn’t die, someone just hacked her youtube account. Where’s Debbie Downer when you need her?

Miley Cyrus RIP

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It’s the biggest tragedy since Will Ferrell died in that hang gliding accident.