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It is said that the greatest stories ever told plumb the depths of imagination and transcend all space and time. It’s also said that the greatest stories ever told get even greater when they’re in your face! Yes, those of us with imaginations lacking in dimension who don’t really value space all that much, have gone absolutely mad for the thrill of seeing things in 3D! If, like me, you’re of the not-so-rare breed that would rather your sense of personal space be unnecessarily impinged upon for the sake of …

Every great society in the past has left some record of its existence behind. From the cuneiform tablets of the Middle East, the Norse Runes of Scandinavia and the Mayan calendars, some element is left over for future generation to rediscover.
However, as our society moves more into the digital realm, there exist fewer and fewer physical records kept. If our society collapses and a new civilization attempts to figure out the culture of the early 21st century, we as a society have to wonder what information they will glean from …

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In a recent attempt to attract a younger, hip, audience for this year’s Academy Awards Show, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has introduced a new “Stoner Oscars” program to air later this year.
Tom Sherak, President of the Academy, had this to say:
“We understand that many of the cooler kids in high school and college may have intentionally missed the awards this year, and this is the exact demographic we lack in the ratings. It was therefor imperative for the Academy to make our programming less ‘gay’ or ‘lame’, …

At NYCC 2010 this year I had a chance to talk with SEGA Producer BJ Enriquez about next year’s release of Captain America: Super Soldier.

A volcano in Iceland has erupted, sending a cloud of black ash across the European continent, paralyzing air travel and sending the affected countries into a state of turmoil. And while other news sites may focus on the sociological or geological affects of the disaster, those pussies are simply ignoring the far more important issue. A long dormant issue has been erupted after 13 years.
Dante’s Peak or Volcano?

Released just 3 months apart, these semi-classic disaster films had near identical plots and divided the nation like never before. As we watch …

In honor of Easter, National Lampoon proudly presents the Top 5 Greatest Jesuses (… Jesuss? Jesi?) in movies and television.
5. Christian Bale in Mary, Mother of Jesus

Jesus is usually shown as a calm, gentle man. But the growling intensity of Christian Bale turned Christ into a raging, brooding Lord and Savior. This 1999 TV Film includes a touching scene from Bale after Peter has denied Jesus three times: “I’m going to f–king kick your f–king ass! Seriously man, you and me, we’re f–king done professionally man. F–king ass.”
4. Willem …

In the wake of whatever happened on “The Bachelor”, I would occasionally overhear guys say something about the big shock ending at who he chose.  But they would always qualify their comments about the show with something like “I don’t know why I was watching it” or “my wife makes me watch it” or “my girlfriend promised me head if I watched it with her.”  We all know why they have to justify their viewership of the show.
There are certain things that are too feminine for guys to say they …

The Weather Channel has announced that it will start showing movies. That’s right, movies. I thought it was bad enough when MTV stopped playing music or when Cartoon Network started showing live action or when BET had a white person on, but this is pretty awful.
When do you watch The Weather Channel? Either right before leaving the house to decide whether to wear a jacket, or in the case of an emergency and you want to know if you are going to die from a tornado or hurricane. Which is why I …

Mark McLeod is a 53 year-old man from Georgia who is a HUGE fan of Miley Cyrus .  He believes they are “great friends” and says that he “will f*cking be with Miley.”  He has sent her two rings worth $2000 and claims she sends him “secret messages” through her show.  Also, he has “thousands of pictures and letters to Miley on his computer.”  All of these details are very shocking but there is one thing about Mark McLeod that is not shocking at all: his appearance.
McLeod was arrested for …