I has a chance talk to Ayiiia, from The Real World: Cancun yesterday. Ayiiia is the internet winner for this upcoming season, and was super sweet and great to talk to. I’ve only seen the first episode (that premieres next week) and let me just tell you that it is NOTHING like Brooklyn–let’s just say there is LOTS of sex going on–yes it’s that kind of season.

The premiere of The Real World: Cancun is this Wednesday, June 24, at 10pm ET/PT on MTV.

Here’s the interview:

Here’s the interview:

Watch a sneak peek after the jump

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I had the chance to talk to Jay Louis, the creator of Hot Chicks With Douchebags yesterday! He has a new show on MTV called Is She Really Going Out With Him? starting this Monday at 5:30PM ET/PT!

Here’s the interview:

According to a “news” item out of MTV, Young Jeezy, royalty from Atlanta, really knocked ‘em dead at Summer Jam in New Jersey. I don’t understand what I just wrote, but MTV also tells me that I should stop sleeping on Young Jeezy. I didn’t know I was sleeping on this lad, but I do heartily apologize for doing so. He must be my guardian angel.

Honestly, I read this article and didn’t understand anything… except that Cam’ron needs to buy a vowel. I know I’m not the audience, but why does “Auto-Tune” have to die? And what kind of pain does T-Pain bring to the table? A lot of questions need to be answered, but those can be shelved for now.

Reading this news about Summer Jam got my name-making juices flowing. I want to create some new rap monikers! Now, if any young, hungry rappers want to use some rap aliases imagined by the whitest dude on Earth, then they are free to do so… but I do expect 10% of any earnings for eternity.

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I think God woke up on Monday morning and thought “What could I do to punish everyone on earth?”. And after several hours of pondering he found a way and it comes in the form of a rap video, starring Spencer Pratt. Yes ladies and gentleman, Spencer Pratt has come out with his first rap video. And by first I can only hope that some miraculous event will prevent a follow up video. Unfortunately, I don’t think we’ll be that lucky.

The video is bad. When I say bad, I’m talking Gigli bad. Let me break it down for you. Spencer and Heidi are on some sort of excursion in what looks like the back lot of Universal Studios, in a Jeep, while both of them are wearing pith helmets. I think someone forgot to tell Spence-dog that rollin’ in a Jeep isn’t going to raise your street cred in the hip hop community. Although, I don’t think being Spencer Pratt is helping his cause either.

Throughout the video he keeps on groaning “I’m a celebrity, get me out of here”. Did you look ten feet to the right? That’s definitely a means of transportation that could get you out there, brah. And the iguana that you continuously serenade isn’t stopping you. In fact I’m sure he’d be more than thrilled if you got your skin colored beard out of his reptilian face. But more importantly, why are you serenading an iguana? Spencer continues rapping while playing with snakes, which I’m sure is a metaphor for his penis. You’re white, bro, nice try. Keep in mind he does all of this while unsuccessfully lip-syncing. No really, his lips don’t match the audio. But hey, look where it got Milli Vanilli.

My favorite part of the video is some of the lyrical poetry Spence daddy has written. His rhymes are off the chain. Here are some of my favorites:

First tweet of the day I put my swag on/ My Louis rag on/ Car with the new tags on

I’m not you/ I don’t need the tattoos/ All my ink is on my checks

Call me Senator Pratt/ I’m only Tweetin the facts/ Hit @SpencerPratt/ I’ll be tweetin’ you back

How is this the theme song to “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here”? This should be the theme song to Twitter with all the name dropping.

The only good thing is Heidi keeping her man hands to herself while balancing spiders and other exotic insects, so good for her. I’m glad she learned from her mistakes from her music video “Higher”. You know the one where she frolics in the ocean and eats a seagull or something. But, Heidi definitely needs to work on her Fly Girl techniques. Your man is a rapper now, back that thing up and dip it down low.  No more of that ear licking stuff, kept that behind closed doors alright?

Overall I’m greatly disappointed in this video. I would’ve liked to see a more classic rap video with bling and Spencer making it rain. And hoes, lots more hoes. I’m not sure if this is worthy of a BET award, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this video got nominated for a VMA. Make that happen MTV.

Hey guys, I got on the phone with Stephanie Pratt from The Hills last week.  We talked about The Hills finale, her life on reality TV, the Heidi/Spencer wedding, her new handbag line, and much much more.

Don’t miss The Hills finale tomorrow at 8PM followed by the Movie Awards at 9PM ET/PT on MTV.
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Its that time again!  Its the 32nd most anticipated film awards ceremony of the year!  The MTV Movie Awards! This year’s slogan: Making the People’s Choice awards look prestigious.  Let’s break down the categories and speculate on winners (After the Break):

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