Google Buzz, the secret weapon meant to take down twitter, is dead. But have no fear! Google Labs (which is also recently disbanded) had been very busy at the future of the social media take over! Many, MANY new online social media products await, they will make your lives better, happier and shiner.
 
Behold, the NEXT GREAT TERRIBLE THINGS FROM GOOGLE!

Google Remote: Yeah I thought this was going to be a universal remote control or something. It’s not. It’s a mapping app that takes you where there is nothing around for miles …

Monday, September 19 – Comedy Central will host the “Roast of Charlie Sheen” (10/9c)! And of course, we at National Lampoon couldn’t wait to fire off a few hot rocks ourselves. So check out the Roast! Here’s our contribution:
1.) We say a lot of mean things, but thanks to Charlie Sheen, a whole generation of prostitutes’ children will be able to go to college. That or their Mother’s will just buy a bunch of crack. Who knows!
2.) I’m not sure if you knew this, but Charlie was in Wall Street – on …

This past week I got the chance to meet up with the cast and crew of “Jersey Shore: The Musical” (opening July 22 at Studio BE in Chicago).  For those of you just tuning in, you heard me correctly – someone’s making a musical based on the reality-TV show, “Jersey Shore” .
I sat down with Erin Lane and Matt Griffo of 4 Days Late Productions to talk about the Musical! They were nice enough to sing us preview from the show that MTV.com is calling: the “best or worst idea …

These are bits of wisdom that were * written/said by Anthony Bourdain during his travels around the world. For those of you who don’t know Mr. Bourdain, he’s the host of “No Reservations” on the Travel Channel and his opinions about life and global politics are known to cut straight to the bone with the subtlety of a chainsaw. These are * some of his uncensored thoughts that were too hot for TV.
*BOURDAIN QUOTES:
“Last time I was in Thailand I was watching a hooker do blow off a donkey’s cock. …

Being very good at our jobs, the staff of NationalLampoon.com has uncovered a whole bunch of ‘CSI: Miami’ footage that never made it to air. We scoured the cutting room floor, looked through all the unreleased material, and found some of our favorite one-liners from David Caruso (Det. Horatio Caine). Unfortunately, because the footage is technically “stolen”, we can only upload transcripts. So here they are.

INT. FISH MARKET – DAY
Horatio Caine pokes a nun’s corpse with a stick.
Caruso: “Three dead nuns?”
Horatio Caine takes his sunglasses off.
Caruso: “Something smells …

As I write this, it’s May 4th, 2011, and you know what that means! Only 241 days left until the apocalypse! So, with that in mind, here are a bunch of things that I’ll miss once the Squid-People kill us all.
1.) Beer
I’ll miss beer a lot. I really will… This is why I feel bad for recovering alcoholics – it’s like the world has already ended for them.
2.) My Penis
I know it’s not much to look at – but I love him and I’d miss it. (“My Penis” is also holding …

After a heated weigh-in yesterday, Paul Daley challenges Nick Diaz for the Strikeforce Welterweight Title in San Diego, CA tonight on ShowTime (10pm Eastern, 7pm Pacific).

Diaz is a strong favorite to win the fight during regulation and Daley may benefit from some recent post-fight advice from Jason ‘MayheM’ Miller while dealing with the Skrap Pak. Check out the Big Nog cheap shot parody!

Josh Koscheck could not be reached for comment.

EPIC? FAIL? YOU DECIDE. Coming this century is the story of the greatest warrior ever to don his feathered helmet.
When the sexually ambiguous Trojan Prince Orlando tries to win his father’s approval by bringing the luscious Ellen of Greece back home to Troy, the jilted King Erotic threatens revenge. Now General Awesomest Maximus must put aside his slacker ways and face off against erotic’s million-man Greek army with only 300 Trojans, or was that 301? Dude, it’s the Gods…don’t overthink it.
Starring Will Sasso ($#*! My Dad Says, MadTV), Kistanna Loken …

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LIVE from Las Vegas, Arianny Celeste and Chandella Powell play peak-a-boo Ninja style and nerdy hearts flutter around the world.  The perks of living in your mothers basement, 1 – talking to girls in real life, ZERO!
The UFC brings another stacked card for free (on Pay-Per-View).  In a fit of jealousy over Justin TV making a Final Club, a certain Facebook owner agreed to stream the untelevised Kid Yamamoto UFC debut.  It was probably the cool one, you know, Justin Timberlake.  You hear that Justice Department?  …