The 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympic games are but a few hours away. This evening hundreds of athletes from scores of nations will show off the outfits they had made special, so that they have something nice to wear when they place 18th in the Ski Jump behind 17 Scandinavians. After tonight’s fashion show and family friendly dance routine –complete with Olympic flame lighting- the games will begin. 16 Days of ice-centric competition and a whole lot of questionable events that somehow fall under the label of “sports” will capture the …

Dear Leno,
I know you’re busy with this late night drama, but I just want to remind you of what you said in 2004, since it seems you have forgotten this:

Conan O’Brien, master comedian of late night comedy whose shows have brought us such joys as The Masturbating Bear, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, In The Year 2000, and Twitter Tracker may very well lose The Tonight Show a mere 7 months after first sitting behind the epic desk.
For those of you who live under a rock or are Amish, NBC has cancelled Jay Leno’s insanely stupid primetime show at 10 p.m. and are moving him back to 11:30 for half an hour. Therefore, NBC wants to push Conan …

Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.

Good job NBC. You killed another locally shot scripted series. But not after relegating it to Friday nights when no one watches tv anyway. I’ve taken the liberty to write an homage to Southland, one of the only decent dramas NBC had:
Oh my gosh, Southland.
Way too gritty for primetime.
Dateline is cheaper.
Jeff Zucker is so smart.
The one thing viewer’s want more
of is Jay Leno.
Southland would have stayed
if it were reality.
Broadcast tv, RIP.
Trauma has choppers!
Southland had lots of silence.
We like fire more.
Biggest Loser, Do
You Think You Can Dance, Surviv-
or, Whats on F/X?
NBC …

“Ha! You’re going to buy NBC? Oh, right, like you got 4 million dollars just lying around…” – Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

Industry rumors state that Comcast is in talks to buy NBC Universal from General Electric. NBC is the number four network, which recently fired its president, and decided Jay Leno should be in prime time five times a week. Universal Pictures is the company that proudly released Land of the Lost and Love Happens.
Comcast reportedly wants to buy NBC Universal for $35 billion.
That sound you just heard is GE …

1.    And it came to pass, when ZUCKER would take up Silverman from NBC by a whirlwind, that Silverman went with Gaspin from GE Co.
2.    And Silverman said unto Gaspin, tarry here, I pray thee; for ZUCKER hath sent me to Hollywood. And Gaspin said unto him, As ZUCKER liveth, and as thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee. So they went down to Hollywood.
3.    And the sons of the gossip rags that were at Hollywood came forth to Gaspin, and said unto him, Knowest thou that ZUCKER will …

Fed up with NBC’s primetime lineup, Norway (yes, the whole country) has declared war on “The Wanted” by calling it superficial. The country has a beef with the show portraying it as welcoming and open to all terrorists who want to flee the grasp of justice. Norway would like the American populace (who doesn’t know where Norway is) to know that they are trying their best to expel or extradite known terrorist fugitives… and that the makers of “The Wanted” are doo-doo heads.
I applaud Norway (still the whole …

Heidi Montag is claiming NBC tortured her on the set of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!” According to her claim, the producers tortured her and husband Spencer Pratt by making them spend the night alone together in a hut used for “solitary confinement” while the rest of the cast slept outside in the pouring jungle rain. She further claims that the producers held her on set against her will by insisting she fulfill her contract. That she signed. Of her own free will.
Oh the poor …

Star of I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here before he fake quit twice and actually quit a third time (although sources say that may be fake too – seriously?), Spencer Pratt sat across from me. Only in certain light could you see the blonde pubic hairs that grow from his face. Otherwise, his beard is camouflaged as the same color as his skin.
SPENCER: Let’s get this over with.
THANE: Yeah. OK. So you quit I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here.
SPENCER: It was devaluing my fame.
THANE: …