Just when shop class was becoming a drag, a New Hampshire teen decided to spice things up with a couple clamps, some electricity, and a pair of nipples (his own of course). Kyle Dubois while attending shop class, taught by Mr. Thomas Kelly, attached clamps to his nipples, while another student plugged in the other end, sending severe shocks into Kyle’s body via his nipples. This self-inflicted injury, completely and totally void of any other’s negligence but his own, has caused his parents to see the need to sue the …

After leaving a London theater following their “Hamlet” performance, Jude Law’s nipples decided to say hello to the world.  Although they were masked by what looks like Right Said Fred’s hand me downs, it is very obvious that it was a tit bit nippily out.