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With the race tightening to secure the GOP nomination for the 2012 Presidential Election, all eyes have been focusing on Newt Gingrich versus Mitt Romney with all other candidates having fallen by the wayside.  Herman Cain has fallen due to a Clinton-eque Bimbo eruption, Ron Paul can’t get taken seriously and the others never really stood a chance.  It seems a given at this point that it will either be Gingrich or Romney facing off against Barack Obama next November. But while many have written off Texas Governor Rick Perry …

National Lampoon’s crack team of investigative journalists has uncovered an electronic copy of the never before published, secret “Application to be a Republican Presidential Nominee.“  We here have to ask, do you think you have what it takes? If so, print one out for yourself, and send it into the Republican National Committee (Address at the bottom).

Republican National Committee
310 First Street, SE
Washington, DC 20003
 

Before the final draft of President Obama’s jobs speech, the White House had leaked several earlier passages, including the surprising opener: “My fellow Americans, it’s time to burn the country down and collect the insurance money.”
The plan smacked of desperation to some, but the White House suggests that this is the last and best plan to get the country out of political gridlock, stalled job growth and an economy teetering on the edge of a second recession. It’s currently being scored by the Congressional Budget Office, and will cost less …

President Obama hasn’t acknowledged much of the racially insensitive invective that’s been hurled at him by Tea Partiers, talk radio hosts, and sitting congressmen. That said, if he ever wants to give as good as he gets, here are 50 derogatory terms for white people guaranteed to get under our pale, pigment-deprived skin. Consider it a belated birthday gift.
 
1. Achromatic Americans
2. Volvo Jockeys
3. Soy Beaners
Alt: Vanilla Beaners
4. Larry the Cable Guys
5. Dairy Queens
6. Nilla Wafers
7. Slim Shadies
8. Abominable Snowmen
9. Bermuda Shorties
10. Updike-Thumpers
11. Doobie Brothers
12. Talking Mimes
13. White Cheddar Cheez-Its
14. Uncle Tom …

In a step towards a more responsible excuse-free America, Obama announced that, starting next year if the Republicans don’t cock-block it, nation’s health care insurers will eliminate birth control copay.