Kids,
Your Mother and I need to talk with you about this family’s credit rating.

Now, we both love you, and I know you’ve heard alot of screaming recently about spending and money. I’m sorry your mother likes to scream so much. She and I are having a slight disagreement about how this household should be spending its’ money. Your Mother wants to just let this family fall apart so she can fix it her own way, most likely by selling those horrible bracelets she learned to make out of beans and …

The Daily Show – Armadebtdon 2011 – The World’s Saddest Tangerine
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The Daily Show – Armadebtdon 2011 – Call Congress
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With the impending eminent government shutdown, aside for essential employees, everyone else is on non-payed furlough. This has many people wondering, ‘Am I essential?” Boil that question down, and basically we are asked, ‘Do I matter?”
Our crack investigative team has acquired a memo being circulated by the administration to give government employees a preview into their decision making process as to who is considered “essential” and who isn’t:
 

From The Office of The President of The United States of America:
My fellow citizens and government employees. In this time of economic …

March 22nd was World Water Day.  It was a movement started in 1993 to raise awareness on water conservation and promote clean aquatic habits.  With the rise of social media, Twitter and Facebook have reinvigorated the movement and given people a medium to make the world a better place.   #worldwaterday was tagged onto hundreds of thousands of tweets on March 22nd with their suggestions and ways to conserve water and water facts from around the world.  It was infectious.  Its spread like #WINNING or the eventual virus that will …

Just when America thought its president had the skills to pay the bills, it turns out they were dead wrong. They just needed someone to speak out, and who better than Sir Charles Barkley to step up to mic. According to the former NBA superstar, “Barack Obama ain’t nothin’ but a busta.” “I’ve seen better skills at the Special Olympics, and those people are retarded.”

Apparently, Obama’s recent highly publicized game of basketball showed some weaknesses in the president’s game, obviously the most important aspect of his character and a huge …

When a baby is born it is born into a world filled with grime and impurities that, inevitably, leave the baby dirty and in need of some sort of cleansing. Most people, when confronted with such a predicament will turn to a sponge or cloth to remove the filth; however, this is not the only option. There is everything from baby wipes to body washes that can be applied with a number of implements of cleaning. Until now, these tried methods have been used nation wide; and, quite frankly, we …

With real estate prices still below their pre-recession levels, it has allowed for individual groups to make a statement by purchasing property in controversial areas. Now, some might say that these groups obviously have to have some preconceived notion of the backlash that might occur; however, rest assured, they are completely oblivious to geographic locations and any controversy that may result as a consequence of their ignorant behavior. These groups are like small children who haven’t quite grasped the concept that playing with your dick in public could cause some …