“The President Of The United States Probably Pees Sitting Down”

by Eddie Rawls

By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls

(Via BuzzFeed)

Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.

Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.

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Hey Will Smith, Your Biopic Awaits

by moodmonster

Earlier this year Will Smith said he’d play Barack Obama in a film if given the chance. Now that the Junior Senator from Illinois has defied the odds and will soon become the next leader of the free world, Will Smith’s chance of acquiring funding for the film just got that much easier.

Mr. Smith, pack your bags for Washington.

One question: Will play Jada play Michelle?

By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls

(Via BuzzFeed)

Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.

Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.

***

Follow me on Twitter.

Earlier this year Will Smith said he’d play Barack Obama in a film if given the chance. Now that the Junior Senator from Illinois has defied the odds and will soon become the next leader of the free world, Will Smith’s chance of acquiring funding for the film just got that much easier.

Mr. Smith, pack your bags for Washington.

One question: Will play Jada play Michelle?