(Miami Beach, FL)  Dig the National Lampoon Axe Body Spray ladies! It certainly wasn’t a brilliant reporter’s penetrating questions that evoked such a jaw-dropping and hysterical reaction from two of the hottest WWE Diva’s in Planet Earth the entire galaxy.

Miami Beach’s world famous Fountainbleau Hotel, noted home for music in The 50’s and 60’s with performances by Elvis and The Rat Pack to name but a few, was now host to one of the biggest lunatics — moi.  Film was also big at the Fountainbleau (until I arrived).   One of my favorite memories of South Beach in the 80’s came from The Pool Scene in Scarface, when Tony won a bet over a fluttering tongue gone astray…

Back to the really, really, hot Divas who were kind enough to take a few moments with me.  You can see I’m completely distracted from the Super Bowl (where I hit the under, the coin-toss, and the Aint’s), and I need to get back to my new girlfriends pictured above.

So yeah.  We’re on the Red Carpet.  And I ask them a particular question.

But… Grown men do not kiss and tell.  Yet…

Stay tuned for some great video I have to edit.  Find out if I get punched out by an MMA Star, a rapper, Eddie George, Kim Kardashian’s Mom, Rachel Hunter, these rude girls from some show I’ve never heard of called, “The Hills,” or a very famous drummer from an 80’s rock band and other A-listers.

In the meantime, try to guess the question(s) I ask the Divas!  Will it be…

1)A question about The Current WWE Champion?

2)A question on religion?

3)Human sexuality?

4)Horrible skin conditions?

5)Other?

Plenty of adventure and pictures to come!  Join us on a trip through the world of padded cells and Rolls Royces with that hot urine color Diddy likes so much.

I swooped in on the red-carpet premiere of the new film by Sam Mendes (written by David Eggers) to do some investigative journalism. In the hopes of scooping some big scoops, as it were, National Lampoon’s The Zaz Report digs deep into the coffers of journalistic integrity and prowess to unfold yet another page of the great book of celebrity interviewing. Scoops obtained here include: the truth of the universe, John Krasinski’s top 5 movies, Jeff Daniels was not considered for Uncle Joey, Jim Gaffigan uses his voice a lot, John Hodgman carries a murse, and Kate Winslet does not stop on red-carpets for me. Some great footage here people. Please enjoy. Also, Away We Go, from what we’ve heard, is a solid movie.