Rip Torn, most recently famous for playing the crazy old man in Dodgeball, proved he really wasn’t so great an actor when the actually crazy old man tried to rob a bank.

Yes. You read that correctly. Rip Torn, the actor with the greatest name of all time, was arrested for trying to break into a bank. His subsequent mugshot was glorious, and seemed to state: Oh fuck shit.

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Amy, Amy, Amy she’s been hospitalized yet again on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia recently for an apparent booze binge. I feel there is no better way to let Winehouse know how the public feels. So, this Rehab song is for you. It works better if you actually sing-a-long to the song.

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

She got nothing but time, and her daddy don’t think she’s fine.

Still trying to make her go to rehab, ‘cause she’s a mess, mess, mess

She’d rather look like sh*t

When the paparazzi snap her pics

Coz there’s nothing, there’s nothing left except

For her to accidentally expose her tits, one day.

She don’t have a lot of class

She’s screaming for another shot glass

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

She got nothing but time, and her daddy don’t think she’s fine.

Still trying to make her go to rehab, she’s a mess, mess, mess

Her husband said why the hell you still here

she said I got no idea.

I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my lunch

So I always keep a bucket near.

He said I just think it’s the depressants,

kiss my, ass baby she rant.

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

I don’t ever want to use a sink again.

I just, ooh, the toilet is my friend.

I’m not gonna spin and spin

Have everyone think I’m at the end.

It’s not just my scabs

It’s just ‘til I’m treated for these crabs

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

She got nothing but time, and her daddy don’t think she’s fine.

He still trying to make her go to rehab, ‘cause she’s a mess, mess, mess

Well now that TRL doesn’t exist, MTV is just randomly premiering videos. With that said, last night’s lucky girl was Rihanna…and of course her she was fabu! Did you see it? In case you missed her primetime debut of Rehab here it is:

Amy Winehouse’s “Blakey” is out of jail. Can you believe it’s already been a year? I wonder how many things she’s acquired in her beehive this past 12 months…

Poor Amy, she’s going to have to change her lyrics back to using real words instead replacing every vowel with the word Blake.