Articles tagged with: religion
Recently, those with too much time on their hands, atheists (as they spend no time believing in anything), have started whining about remembering fallen Utah Highway Patrolmen. See, by putting up white, wooden crosses with the name of the fallen officer, the state of Utah was giving a final salute and tribute to those who died in the line of service. This happens to offend some people with smaller than average brain capacity, as they would rather them be commemorated in some way that would be completely devoid of any …
Christians believe that Jesus is coming back and when he does he will resurrect the dead, judge the sinners and bring the Kingdom of God to Earth. If his recent activity is any indicator of the lord and savior’s potentially earthly behavior, maybe he’ll skip all of that rapture business and just stop at Denny’s for a Grand Slam.
A recent sighting of the “Son of God” in the frying pan of a man cooking bacon in his London flat has us questioning why our heavenly figures are always showing up …
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By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
Rule number one when it comes to God and bashing the gays: Don’t wear gay-ass clothes while doing so:
Last week at Syracuse University, Michelle Deferio, Syracuse resident (not student), and her father stood on a street corner on campus holding a sign that read, “Homosexuality is a sin, Christ can set you free.”
Chris Pesto, a junior drama major, decided to take action. …
“This woman was wearing a ankle-length corduroy skirt, which, as we all know, is a fashion nono. So, in order to make her …
By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
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Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.
Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.
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Random noises, throwing rocks at Jack Black and Michael Cera, talking National Lampoon with Harold Ramis, Religion, make-up, and overall absurdity is what transpires in these interviews with the cast of Year One. National Lampoon’s The Zaz Report breaks ground yet again with discovering David Cross’ favorite sandwich. We also discover the true nature of the after life. I brought the interviewing thunder. Watch it like lightning.
While a Long Island store clerk was in the midst of closing up his convenience store, a robber rushed in with a baseball bat. After demanding the money the store clerk, Mohammad Sohail, pulled a shotgun on the perp.
As the would-be robber fell to his knees he vowed to change his religion to Islam. Shocked and compelled with an overwhelming sense of compassion, Mohammad let the perpetrator go with some loose cash and a loaf of bread.
A truly heart felt story in these hard economic times. Too …












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