Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.

Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.

Be Glad Jon Voight Is Not Your Dad

Actor Jon Voight decided to take a minute off from acting to be the Master of Ceremony at a Republican fundraiser where he decided to share his opinion.  A mistake many actors make — we don’t care to hear your opinion on important issues.  He declared the U.S. “a weak nation,” calling Obama a “false prophet,” and saying Republicans need to free us from “this Obama oppression.” And he wonders why Angelina Jolie doesn’t want to see him.

Does she even know who he is, anymore? I bet she doesn’t even know he’s still alive. Later this year while promoting her new movie “Salt,” Ryan Seacrest on that E! Show – named that because you should do E or drink heavily before watching – will ask her about Jon. And she’ll probably say something like, “I didn’t even know that man was still alive. How is he doing?”

But it’s not too late for Jon. He can be redeemed, if he takes some tips from Angelina’s acting career and becomes a resident in a loony bin like she was in her breakout movie, “Girl, Interrupted.” That’s right; the movie where we forgot who the hell Winona Ryder was, so she decided to resurrect her career by shoplifting at Saks Fifth. I do think it’s time for her to re-emerge – maybe this time she can hit up Bloomingdales.

Well Good Luck Jon Voight aka Angelina’s-Soon-to-Be-Completely-Dead-to-her-Dad.

Sometimes, you just have to accept these things as the truth.

Actor Jon Voight decided to take a minute off from acting to be the Master of Ceremony at a Republican fundraiser where he decided to share his opinion.  A mistake many actors make — we don’t care to hear your opinion on important issues.  He declared the U.S. “a weak nation,” calling Obama a “false prophet,” and saying Republicans need to free us from “this Obama oppression.” And he wonders why Angelina Jolie doesn’t want to see him.

Does she even know who he is, anymore? I bet she doesn’t even know he’s still alive. Later this year while promoting her new movie “Salt,” Ryan Seacrest on that E! Show – named that because you should do E or drink heavily before watching – will ask her about Jon. And she’ll probably say something like, “I didn’t even know that man was still alive. How is he doing?”

But it’s not too late for Jon. He can be redeemed, if he takes some tips from Angelina’s acting career and becomes a resident in a loony bin like she was in her breakout movie, “Girl, Interrupted.” That’s right; the movie where we forgot who the hell Winona Ryder was, so she decided to resurrect her career by shoplifting at Saks Fifth. I do think it’s time for her to re-emerge – maybe this time she can hit up Bloomingdales.

Well Good Luck Jon Voight aka Angelina’s-Soon-to-Be-Completely-Dead-to-her-Dad.