Chris Brown has joined forces with Rihanna, just three years after using force on Rihanna.
Perhaps out of duress, Rihanna has joined her ex-boyfriend Chris Brown on not one, but two songs that you can fist-pump to at the club before you go roofying some chicks.
“Some were worried that people will lose respect for Rihanna by getting back with the man who so shamelessly abused her,” Music Industry Analyst Ty Quando says. “However, studies have shown that no one has any respect for Rihanna, anyway, which means it doesn’t matter. It’s …

It seems as if Chris Brown has started a new chapter in his life, one that includes just as much violence as his last chapter.  If you forgot or need a little refresher on Chris Brown’s history of violent behavior, here’s a little update:
Right around two years ago, Chris Brown decided that beating women sounded way more fun than rapping and getting paid millions of dollars to dance around and pretend to be the “next Michael Jackson”, so he beat up Rihanna. While he thoroughly enjoyed his brutal attack on …

Who has time for music these days? Who can keep up with all the Biebers? And the Rihannas? And the Madonnas?
If you want to catch my attention when it comes to music, don’t try going through Pandora. You’re wasting my time. If you really want me to hear your song, you better have a kick-ass music video that can go viral on YouTube. That’s why I only band I ever listen to is OK Go.
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It’s weird that music videos these days are getting fancier and fancier, with more and …

Chris Breezy you sly, little woman beater, were you really surprised that the UK doesn’t want you to come to their country and beat up their women, too?

This is a mid-week update of the rich and famous a.k.a celebrities who do stupid things that make us laugh.

Rapper C. Murder is on trial for the 2002 shooting and killing of a fan. His defense plans to show that this is just how he gives autographs. A bullet, some blood and murder! What fan can’t appreciate that?

Paula Abdul is leaving “American Idol,” but she made the announcement on twitter first, which may explain why it was news to her when she finally sobered up and realized what she …

Earlier today, Chris Brown posted a video on YouTube in which he formally and eloquently apologized for punching his girlfriend Rihanna in the face.

After the apology, Brown added: “I feel so ashamed because my mother and my spiritual teachers have taught me better than that. My mother always told me to punch a Jew in the face, not my beautiful girlfriend Rihanna. Since that night in February, a moment I wish I could change, I’ve regretted my transference of emotions to my lovely and talented lover. I want to set …

The history of the recording industry is less a trajectory of artistic and technological advances in music than an unremitting lesson in tragedy and resilience. In what seems to be a sick contrivance of the music gods, Michael Jackson’s death occurred only months after the 50th anniversary of “The Day the Music Died”—the fateful date of Buddy Holly’s demise in a freak plane crash. Over the course of this ominous half-century, the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has suffered the untimely passing of Elvis Presley, John Lennon, Jimi …

“My hair just lands like this naturally”, Rihanna said yesterday, when asked WHY she would be drawing attention to herself, after having publicly forgiven Chris Brown for beating her to a pulp, disappointing women’s rights groups around the globe. When asked about the glasses, she responded “Women have come a long way with regards to domestic violence…  Fashionably concealing it, I mean.”

After Chris Brown posted this “I Am Not a Monster,” video on Youtube we talked to a Monster to get his perspective:
“I agree he’s not a monster. So if people are calling him that, stop! I’m tired of seeing my name dragged through the mud. I am a monster, and I am proud of it. I hide in closets, I scare kids, sometimes I do special appearances in movies, but I don’t punch my girlfriend in the head, bite her, or slam her head up against car windows. …

He’s strong
Everyone knows Chris Brown has some flaws.  He beat the shit out of his girlfriend, for one.  According to an article in the New York Daily News, though, Rihanna was reluctant to cooperate with police in the investigation.  That’s right!  Reluctant!
Furthermore, she flat out refused to testify against Brown at his trial today.  Now, in her defense, he probably won’t face real consequences either way – unless you count spending lots of money on lawyers, which you shouldn’t – so she would probably just be wasting time that could …