I am outraged:

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Sarah’s got a gun
and a nice pair of…glasses.

Little Sarah embryo is about 1.25″ long (not including the loop on top).
Comes with a red ribbon and a gift box.

Feti is just for fun, no political statements being made here.

How many times have you seen “Baby’s First ____” gifts?

Feti is a step ahead with special gifts for the expectant mom or dad.

Disgusting.  I mean, how low will they go?

Apparently, not a penny under $9.99 excluding shipping and handling.

(H/T GottaLaff)

(Via Howard 100)

With all the buzz about upcoming books and interviews covering the inside tee-ball game played during the McCain/Palin failed campaign last year, one can really hear the differences above in Sarah Palin’s own words.

Nothing too shocking really.

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The Washington Post is reporting that Barack Obama plans to push back his State of the Union address to February 2^nd. This is the same night as the season premiere of the sixth, and final, season of Lost. And while White House sources claim Obama will push back the primetime speech in order to pass Health Care legislation first, one wonders if more sinister reasons are to blame.

My anger at the President caused me to attend a Tea Party rally. There I discovered many Lost fans with theories on why Obama hates the awesome show. The best explanation: Obama is freaked out by the multitudes of similarities between his life and the hit ABC show.

Such as…

SPOILERS OF LOST SEASONS 1-5 BELOW:

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Ho-hum.  Happy almost New Year.  Ever masturbate with a cheese grater?

What?  You haven’t?  Fortunately, here at the National Lampoon comedy factory, we endeavor to give our readers nothing less than the ultimate Jimmy mutilation experience — the worst stand-up comedy of the new millennium (maybe even worse than the stand-up Jesus did for the Jews and Ginzos back in the day).

Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher

I know.  You disagree.  Joe’s the Republican Chris Rock.

Lemme go out on a limb:  Joe sucks the taint on the taint of my balls.  Did you see that steaming pile of alleged neurons take center stage?  Christ.  I think the mic wanted to beat the retard out of him.  The crabs in my pubes can put on a better show.  That’s right.  I said it.

The Glenn Beck Common Sense Comedy Tour

I’m sure the laughter-pee is running down your leg.  Glenn Beck is to comedy as an Ebola outbreak is to to an orphanage of altruistic blind children.  A brief tangent if you will…  Did you ever see Scanners?  Not too big a deal, but I’d love to pull a Michael Ironside on Glenn Beck — a self proclaimed comedian who maybe, I don’t know, raped and murdered a woman in 1990.

The Lost National Lampoon Episode Of The Seinfeld Lost Episode — Kramer At The Laugh Factory

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By Eddie “Cube” Rawls

While the G.O.P. searches for a “pure” conservative leader (although Blunder Woman flies ready to take over in her invisible wolf-killing assault fighter), The Onion unearths a rotten plot to resurrect Republican rigidity.  Also of note, the Cyber-Gods provide a ground breaking opportunity to write the words “Reagan” and “brains” all in one sentence.

By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls

(Via BuzzFeed)

Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.

Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.

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