The Republicans in Congress have announced a war on PBS. As part of their deficit reduction plan, they want to cut funding the the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which supports PBS and NPR broadcasting. Senator Jim DeMint has called PBS “The Muppet lobby” and said “Publicly funded media simply has no place in our modern, tech-savvy society.” He claims there are private market options for educational programming.
Anyone who has watched private educational cable stations in the last ten years has witnessed their downfall. From clown-car vaginas on TLC (formerly The …

This is Dr. J. Holbrook and I am here with quite the interesting Ask a FAKE Doctor. This is perhaps my most bizarre question yet. Please, remember to fully focus on the information that I am about to present. It may indeed save you.

Question: At the end of each day, I have rolled-up balls of cloth in my butt crack. Is there something wrong with me? (Fran Trachtenstein)

There is a reason why Sesame Street is still on the air. This is brilliant: