$*&# me up, Scotty. That stands for “beam,” by the way. William Shatner is set to star in a new sitcom on CBS set to air on Thursday nights this coming fall. The show is called $#*! My Dad Says, and it seems necessary for people to complain about the title. People need to just get over themselves or %&@! off.

The plight of the “Ginger people” is a well-documented study in oppression and hardship.  For centuries Gingers have been enslaved and forced to work everywhere from the darkened wheat mines of Northern Moldova to the deadly newspaper factories of Western Mali
The plight of the “Ginger people” is a well-documented study in oppression and hardship.  For centuries Gingers have been enslaved and forced to work everywhere from the darkened wheat mines of Northern Moldova to the deadly newspaper factories of Western Mali.  There is even evidence (in the form of fossilized …

“Its funny because he’s fat!”
Its a universal truth that doesn’t only apply to Zack Galifianakis in The Hangover.  We’ve always had an affinity for the funny fat guy going back to Gleason, the fat one in Laurel & Hardy and the fat one in Abbott & Costello all the way up until John Belushi, Chris Farley and Kevin Smith.  They’ve spent a lifetime developing an incredible sense of humor as a protective shield to keep them immune or diffuse ridicule about their weight.  And we love them for it.  Every …

We here at the Lampoon are all about comedy.  Remember Animal House?  Comedy.  “If you don’t buy this magazine, we’ll kill this dog”.  Comedy.  Remember Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj? Yeah.  Well go on and forget that one.  But still.  We are comedy.
Also, the end of the decade calls for nonsensical lists for people to argue over.  Just look at Digg.  Try to find one article without “Top X of the decade!”  We’ve innovated here and combined lists… with comedy.  Something NOBODY else on the web is doing.  …

My heart bleeds for all you wealthy douchebags, really.
The stupidly rich co-creators of South Park (Matt Stone and Trey Parker) recently slammed the, so rich it makes me nauseous, creator of Family Guy (Seth MacFarlane), saying that ”Family Guy, to comedy people, is kind of what that band the Offspring is to real punk rockers.”* Basically. Trey and Matt think that “Family Guy” is a thoughtless, plotless, cartoon that relies on it’s constant gag cutaways to sustain it’s 26 minutes each week, AND that the writers “Family guy” put in about …