This is why I take a cab downtown. You gotta look out for those Storm Troopers around Battery Park.

Sometimes a movie is so bad it’s good. Well, this movie is so horrifically atrocious that it is officially the most awesome movie you’ve never seen.
Released on DVD under the full title Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls, it stars Academy Award nominee Eric Roberts, Evan Marriott (the guy from Joe Millionaire,) and Michael Jackson as Agent MJ. Yeah, you heard right. This film, delayed because of his recent molestation trial, features a cameo by the still alive King of Pop.

The plot is simple. A planeload of beauty …

There is a reason why Sesame Street is still on the air. This is brilliant: