Sometimes a movie is so bad it’s good. Well, this movie is so horrifically atrocious that it is officially the most awesome movie you’ve never seen.

Released on DVD under the full title Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls, it stars Academy Award nominee Eric Roberts, Evan Marriott (the guy from Joe Millionaire,) and Michael Jackson as Agent MJ. Yeah, you heard right. This film, delayed because of his recent molestation trial, features a cameo by the still alive King of Pop.

The plot is simple. A planeload of beauty pageant contestants crash lands onto an island, discovering a giant pre-historic pig, as well as Noah’s Ark, and its up to the co-captain, the Vatican, and Michael Jackson to stop a band of apes from sailing on the ark, thus causing the end of the world.

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There is a reason why Sesame Street is still on the air. This is brilliant: