(Miami Beach, FL)  Dig the National Lampoon Axe Body Spray ladies! It certainly wasn’t a brilliant reporter’s penetrating questions that evoked such a jaw-dropping and hysterical reaction from two of the hottest WWE Diva’s in Planet Earth the entire galaxy.

Miami Beach’s world famous Fountainbleau Hotel, noted home for music in The 50’s and 60’s with performances by Elvis and The Rat Pack to name but a few, was now host to one of the biggest lunatics — moi.  Film was also big at the Fountainbleau (until I arrived).   One of my favorite memories of South Beach in the 80’s came from The Pool Scene in Scarface, when Tony won a bet over a fluttering tongue gone astray…

Back to the really, really, hot Divas who were kind enough to take a few moments with me.  You can see I’m completely distracted from the Super Bowl (where I hit the under, the coin-toss, and the Aint’s), and I need to get back to my new girlfriends pictured above.

So yeah.  We’re on the Red Carpet.  And I ask them a particular question.

But… Grown men do not kiss and tell.  Yet…

Stay tuned for some great video I have to edit.  Find out if I get punched out by an MMA Star, a rapper, Eddie George, Kim Kardashian’s Mom, Rachel Hunter, these rude girls from some show I’ve never heard of called, “The Hills,” or a very famous drummer from an 80’s rock band and other A-listers.

In the meantime, try to guess the question(s) I ask the Divas!  Will it be…

1)A question about The Current WWE Champion?

2)A question on religion?

3)Human sexuality?

4)Horrible skin conditions?

5)Other?

Plenty of adventure and pictures to come!  Join us on a trip through the world of padded cells and Rolls Royces with that hot urine color Diddy likes so much.

It is actually a federally mandated law that everyone must be inundated with Super Bowl coverage.  So if you’re on the Zaz, you’re probably expecting to avoid it.  Not so.  And darn you for trying to escape it.  Here are some interesting things coming out of the Super Bowl…

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is coming out and to be directed by Stephen Sommers.  The trailer looks cool, but never discount Sommer’s ability to make utterly crappy movies.  At least this time he’s blowing up the Eiffel Tower.

Placekicking for the Steelers today.

Pittsburgh singed Guy Fieri to place kick for them.

“Steve Breaston is Arizona’s third wide receiver, which means that if he is out there, the Cardinals have 3 wide receivers on the field.”  John Madden will be teaching logic at Harvard this fall.

More after the break…

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The Office snagged Jack Black for their Super Bowl episode. There are no details of Jack’s role yet.  However, it is the Super Bowl Special and people watching it will be wasted…so does it matter what he’ll be playing?  I’d watch him poop in a bucket and think it’s funny.