Just in time for Boxing Day, the Floyd Mayweather, Jr.-Manny Pacquiao drug test scandal is putting old-fashioned punch ‘em out fighting temporarily in the limelight.

By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
(Via BuzzFeed)
Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.
Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.
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The elevator urinator was busted at the IRS data center in Detroit for allegedly urinating on a freight elevator. Surveillance cameras caught a Michael Hicks, not to be confused with Michael Vick unless you count the fact that they’re both idiots for getting caught redhanded doing something so stupid. Ok feel free to confuse the two.

This horrendous crime really caught the IRS off guard, because Hicks worked for them.  The IRS is use to disgruntled taxpayers doing stunts like this but not one of their own. “How dare …

It’s Mmm…mmmm…good!
Last Wednesday, a group of American astronauts at the international space station toasted “to NASA” and then gulped down bags of their own recycled urine. This new pee-recycling project has been in the works for years and plans to save NASA a bunch of cash by not having to ship as much fresh water, in cargo ships, to the space station.
Russian astronauts on the other side of the space station were heard to have mumbled “Stupid f*cking Americans”, right before munching down on some dry roasted, poop wafers.