By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
(Via BuzzFeed)
Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.
Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.
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The elevator urinator was busted at the IRS data center in Detroit for allegedly urinating on a freight elevator. Surveillance cameras caught a Michael Hicks, not to be confused with Michael Vick unless you count the fact that they’re both idiots for getting caught redhanded doing something so stupid. Ok feel free to confuse the two.
This horrendous crime really caught the IRS off guard, because Hicks worked for them. The IRS is use to disgruntled taxpayers doing stunts like this but not one of their own. “How dare he walk around here and smile in our face and then piss behind our backs on our floors. At least have the common decency to piss in my face,” said an angry co-worker. “In your face,” asked another co-worker. “No, not directly in my face, you know what I mean.”
Treasury agent Delmaria Scott interviewed Mr. Hicks who admitted to urinating in the elevator, “because he felt he could just get away with it.” We asked Mr. Hicks ourselves to get a better understanding of why he would do this and this is what he told us, “Doesn’t everybody just pull down their pants, pull out their d*cks and pee where ever they want. Last I checked this is America. At this very moment, there are soldiers dying in Iraq for my right to pee where I want.”
The nerve of this guy. His smelly yellow pee job has cost 4,600 dollars to clean up, which was way more than the janitor we hired to clean up the piss. This explains why he decided to pee on the elevator, because sh*tting may have cost him 10,000 dollars and that’s without the toilet paper.
It’s Mmm…mmmm…good!
Last Wednesday, a group of American astronauts at the international space station toasted “to NASA” and then gulped down bags of their own recycled urine. This new pee-recycling project has been in the works for years and plans to save NASA a bunch of cash by not having to ship as much fresh water, in cargo ships, to the space station.
Russian astronauts on the other side of the space station were heard to have mumbled “Stupid f*cking Americans”, right before munching down on some dry roasted, poop wafers.
By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
(Via BuzzFeed)
Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.
Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.
***
Follow me on Twitter.
The elevator urinator was busted at the IRS data center in Detroit for allegedly urinating on a freight elevator. Surveillance cameras caught a Michael Hicks, not to be confused with Michael Vick unless you count the fact that they’re both idiots for getting caught redhanded doing something so stupid. Ok feel free to confuse the two.
This horrendous crime really caught the IRS off guard, because Hicks worked for them. The IRS is use to disgruntled taxpayers doing stunts like this but not one of their own. “How dare he walk around here and smile in our face and then piss behind our backs on our floors. At least have the common decency to piss in my face,” said an angry co-worker. “In your face,” asked another co-worker. “No, not directly in my face, you know what I mean.”
Treasury agent Delmaria Scott interviewed Mr. Hicks who admitted to urinating in the elevator, “because he felt he could just get away with it.” We asked Mr. Hicks ourselves to get a better understanding of why he would do this and this is what he told us, “Doesn’t everybody just pull down their pants, pull out their d*cks and pee where ever they want. Last I checked this is America. At this very moment, there are soldiers dying in Iraq for my right to pee where I want.”
The nerve of this guy. His smelly yellow pee job has cost 4,600 dollars to clean up, which was way more than the janitor we hired to clean up the piss. This explains why he decided to pee on the elevator, because sh*tting may have cost him 10,000 dollars and that’s without the toilet paper.
It’s Mmm…mmmm…good!
Last Wednesday, a group of American astronauts at the international space station toasted “to NASA” and then gulped down bags of their own recycled urine. This new pee-recycling project has been in the works for years and plans to save NASA a bunch of cash by not having to ship as much fresh water, in cargo ships, to the space station.
Russian astronauts on the other side of the space station were heard to have mumbled “Stupid f*cking Americans”, right before munching down on some dry roasted, poop wafers.
By: Eddie “Cube” Rawls
(Via BuzzFeed)
Finally, a preacher brave enough to tackle a problem cursing the body politic, our moral fabric, President Obama, and indeed, urinals caked on walls across the universe… peeing sitting down.
Reports are already leaking that Sarah Palin is set to stand up and agree on Facebook.
***
Follow me on Twitter.
The elevator urinator was busted at the IRS data center in Detroit for allegedly urinating on a freight elevator. Surveillance cameras caught a Michael Hicks, not to be confused with Michael Vick unless you count the fact that they’re both idiots for getting caught redhanded doing something so stupid. Ok feel free to confuse the two.
This horrendous crime really caught the IRS off guard, because Hicks worked for them. The IRS is use to disgruntled taxpayers doing stunts like this but not one of their own. “How dare he walk around here and smile in our face and then piss behind our backs on our floors. At least have the common decency to piss in my face,” said an angry co-worker. “In your face,” asked another co-worker. “No, not directly in my face, you know what I mean.”
Treasury agent Delmaria Scott interviewed Mr. Hicks who admitted to urinating in the elevator, “because he felt he could just get away with it.” We asked Mr. Hicks ourselves to get a better understanding of why he would do this and this is what he told us, “Doesn’t everybody just pull down their pants, pull out their d*cks and pee where ever they want. Last I checked this is America. At this very moment, there are soldiers dying in Iraq for my right to pee where I want.”
The nerve of this guy. His smelly yellow pee job has cost 4,600 dollars to clean up, which was way more than the janitor we hired to clean up the piss. This explains why he decided to pee on the elevator, because sh*tting may have cost him 10,000 dollars and that’s without the toilet paper.
It’s Mmm…mmmm…good!
Last Wednesday, a group of American astronauts at the international space station toasted “to NASA” and then gulped down bags of their own recycled urine. This new pee-recycling project has been in the works for years and plans to save NASA a bunch of cash by not having to ship as much fresh water, in cargo ships, to the space station.
Russian astronauts on the other side of the space station were heard to have mumbled “Stupid f*cking Americans”, right before munching down on some dry roasted, poop wafers.
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