Its that time again.  Time to figure out what you’re getting that special someone for Christmas.  You’ll be inundated with scents as you enter the Macys at the mall.  Most all of them will be endorsed by glamorous celebrities (and Britney as pictured above).  Last year, I helped you shop for that special celebrity related Christmas gift.  This year, I’m going to help you navigate some of the celebrity fragrances you may not have heard of.  (After the break):

James Cameron Presents Eau De Avatar

It comes in a ten gallon blue bottle.  You may think its for dudes, but when you open the bottle, you realize it was designed for chicks.

Kristen Stewart bring you… Bland

She’s made melancholy cool.  She never lets her emotions get the best of her.  Hell, she may not even have emotions.  She doesn’t play to the cool crowd.  She’s the anti-hero of cool.  And since being scented is cool, Stewart brings you her odorless perfume.  (With collectible Twilight sticker included with every bottle)

Dane Cook Presents Eau! De! Avatar!!!

It comes in a ten gallon blue bottle.  He promises he didn’t steal it from anyone!  Dane doesn’t care if it is similar to someone else’s fragrance.  His delivery is totally different!  It may seem like the same stuff in a new bottle, but its not!! It has exclamation points on it!

Tiger Woods brings you Excellence

Excellence is no longer affiliated with Tiger Woods.  Run!  As fast as you can from the sinking celebrity!  Don’t get caught in his undertow!  Pull ALL ADS!  Now!!

Kanye West’s Shyte

Created and packaged by Kanye himself, he’ll tell you it don’t stank.

Subtlety… by Michael Bay

Cool doesn’t need big explosions, expensive set pieces or massive weaponry.  Nobody knows this better than Michael Bay and he’s put all of that into his designer fragrance… Subtlety.  People will notice you first, then the hint of your aroma sprinkled in the air after you pass by. You don’t need to smack people in the face to make an impact.  And that’s cool.  And that’s Subtlety.  By Michael Bay

INGREDIENTS: 97% Jet Fuel; 2.9% Charcoal; 0.1% Cinnamon.

(I’m sure I’m missing some, more to come as I stumble across them.)