Amy, Amy, Amy she’s been hospitalized yet again on the Caribbean island of St. Lucia recently for an apparent booze binge. I feel there is no better way to let Winehouse know how the public feels. So, this Rehab song is for you. It works better if you actually sing-a-long to the song.

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

She got nothing but time, and her daddy don’t think she’s fine.

Still trying to make her go to rehab, ‘cause she’s a mess, mess, mess

She’d rather look like sh*t

When the paparazzi snap her pics

Coz there’s nothing, there’s nothing left except

For her to accidentally expose her tits, one day.

She don’t have a lot of class

She’s screaming for another shot glass

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

She got nothing but time, and her daddy don’t think she’s fine.

Still trying to make her go to rehab, she’s a mess, mess, mess

Her husband said why the hell you still here

she said I got no idea.

I’m gonna, I’m gonna lose my lunch

So I always keep a bucket near.

He said I just think it’s the depressants,

kiss my, ass baby she rant.

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

I don’t ever want to use a sink again.

I just, ooh, the toilet is my friend.

I’m not gonna spin and spin

Have everyone think I’m at the end.

It’s not just my scabs

It’s just ‘til I’m treated for these crabs

Amy Winehouse should go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes

Yes she’s been known to do crack, fall out on her back, you know, know, know

She got nothing but time, and her daddy don’t think she’s fine.

He still trying to make her go to rehab, ‘cause she’s a mess, mess, mess