Can You Escape THE MAZE?

With all this talk of people upstaging adorable songwriting country stars (Hi Taylor), I feel like some things  may have fallen through the cracks. And by things, I mean…what the fuck is on Kayne’s head? Is anybody else seeing some sort of complex puzzle or maze? I feel like if you watched the VMAs stoned, you might just get lost for hours. His stylist probably moonlights as the guy who makes those paper place mats for TGI Fridays. Check out the up close photo from Perez and the following photo for an even more inexplicable side view:

Other possible expanations:

They’re crop circles made by a tiny, very douchey spacecraft.

The symbols are actually a major plot point in the next Dan Brown novel.

Kayne knew his parents told him not to, but he wanted his hair to look just like Cool Doctor Money.

He wanted blind people to be able to feel his head and know that he’s a giant tool. Kinda like douche Braille.

I could go on and on. (And sidenote, kudos to anybody who still remember’s Cool Doctor Money.)