Ok, so, occasionally relationships end. And that blows. A lot.

No need to go into further detail; but here’s a list of ten things that suck about breaking up.
Enjoy!

1.)    You’re about to find out you own fewer shirts than you thought you did.
2.)    You can only listen to those sad songs so many times before they get boring as hell.
3.)    You’re going to cry at a movie with Tom Cruise in it. Or a life insurance commercial. It’s inevitable.
4.)    Beers tastes shittier when it’s watered down with tears.
5.)    The “Do I Update Facebook?” dilemma.
6.)    The “who gets this lamp?” dilemma.
7.)    Taking her bra off your ceiling fan.
8.)    Realizing you really completely stopped doing laundry
9.)    No one is happier, but you both spend more money on tissue paper now
10.) Realizing you won’t wake up in a second.

So – there ya go. Hope I can at least make you laugh.

PS. I just got charged $4 for a lemon soda. I knew it was a mistake at the register, but I’m so tired of confrontation I just paid the cash and took each 25 cent sip at large intervals.