Twattoholic

by moodmonster

Pronunciation: \twat-ə-ˈhȯ-lik\

Function: adjective

Date: 2009

1 a: of, relating to, or caused by Twitter b: an addiction to tweets

2: affected with twattoholism

<Hello my name is Bill and I’m a twattoholic>

Not since The Funniest White House Correspondents’ Dinner Speaker himself dropped ‘truthiness’ onto the turntable of sociolinguistics has there been a word that captures the essence of the times so eloquently: Twatted is Colbert’s latest entry to the lexicon of life. A twattoholic, therefore, is a person addicted to reading tweets which have been twatted.

If you’re addicted to Twitter, rejoyce. Otherwise check some of my fav flavs, along with a shameless plug, after the jump.

Lisa Lampanelli, because she uses the phrase ‘chocolate daddy’ like no other.

John Cleese, because he’s the closest thing to God.

John Hodgman, because he’s Apple’s personification of Taiwanese assembly (plus he’s really, really deadpan and really, really funny).

Bixby, because Missourians are funny.

Ashton Kutcher, because apparently I’m a 14-year old girl.

Yours Truly, because I enjoy tweeting about twitty tisters as much as enjoy twipples.