This week the television show “Biography” launched its next installment in the series about Lindsay Lohan. Do we really need to see this? This episode of “Biography” is as relevant as the disco group the Village People.

Here’s an easy guide through this yawn-fest of a wash-up chronicle:

Lohan used to be a cute kid and became a promising actress. After she became a drunk she went to rehab and got better. Then she partied again and stayed out all night with other waste of capital party girls and finally went to another rehab center in Utah. Finally, back on her feet, she did a few other movies like “Georgia Rule” and “A Prairie Home Companion” before she fell back into her drug-alcohol-dance club mind set. Where she remains to this day.

Thumbs up Biography! Just like every “Behind the music” I’ve ever seen. Who cares about an actress/singer that’s partying up the town and wasting her god given talents? She’ll just end up like MC Hammer hosting her own reality show in a few decades anyway. Plus the girls of the next generation have Miley Cyrus to clog up their development arteries. No sense in having two actress/singers that only appeal to 9-14 year old girls.  Right?

So leave Lindsay Lohan in the past. She’s like Al Pacino now! Coasting on the fame of yesteryear just to make a few extra bucks here and there. Only difference is that his will last till the bitter end while her’s will run out just as soon as those wrinkle stake their clam on her face.